I Surf at Mel Gibsons Beach
February 15, 2008 | Author: Travis | Filed under: Gap Year
A few days ago a middle aged French man walked up and asked “Where iz ze house of the Mel Gibson?”. My suspicions have been confirmed by Google.
Mad Max has moved into a $25 million ranch overlooking my favorite surfing spot within an hour walk of where I live in Samara.
The great news for ze Gibson is that there are no Jews and no you can drunk drive to your hearts content.
According to the tabloids of the world Guanacaste is a dangerous area prone to kidnappings, murder, and general tropic death.
http://www.hollywood.com/news/Mel_Gibson_Ignores_Kidnap_Warnings/4910558
Of course that is bullshit, but I would love to see a Tico pick a fight with William fuckin’ Wallace.

I have yet to see ze Mel Gibson on the beach wearing his swimkilt, but have faith that someday I will be so lucky.
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